Alleged Conan Stalker Would Allegedly Like To Stalk Faye Dunaway, Too

As soon as I heard the news, I knew I liked this Conan O'Brien-obsessed priest who's been all over the news. I love Conan too! I mean, not in the sexual way, let alone in the threatening-messages way, but that giant Irishman has made me laugh my head off more times than I can count.

Then I started reading the menacing notes that the guy's accused of sending, and I have to admit--as menacing notes go, they're pretty classic. "Is this how you treat your most dangerous fan?" Man, I don't care who you are, that's a great line.

But the clincher is this latest statement, made just before his parents shut him up and shooed the press off their lawn. According to the New York Daily News,

Ajemian ... said he'd also like to spend time with [Faye] Dunaway, whom he claims attended Catholicism classes with him in Cambridge.

"I wrote her agent. I never heard anything back," he said.

Faye Dunaway! Chinatown? Network? Mommy freakin' Dearest? I can't think of anybody more worth stalking! This guy and I have got to hang out. Err, possibly on opposite sides of a sheet of bulletproof glass.