Too Lazy To Get That Six Pack At The Gym? Try Abdominal Etching!

I have always been terrified of plastic surgery. There's just too much that can go wrong as evidenced by poor Mickey Roarke's face and Melanie Griffith's lips. but there's no doubt that it's becoming increasingly more popular on a smaller scale amongst the masses. Women have been getting boob jobs for years and even liposuction has become a semi-standard procedure. Now we get plastic surgery for the lazy.
Why waste all that time and sweat at the gym trying to get your six pack, when you can go to a doctor and have them suck out the fat and slice some abs in for you? While it might sound ridiculous it is an actual procedure called Abdominal Etching that is mostly used on men but can be done on women as well. Personally, I find the before picture much more attractive. Something about bedding down with a guy with fake abs that resemble a carved turkey is vastly unappealing.
Abdominal Etching [Buzz Feed]






It doesn't help that the 'after' abs are completely asymmetrical.
That guy has huge man boobies!!!! AND wtf his abs are totally asymmetrical. whoever did that did a bad job LOLOL
my god look how lazy we've become...
dear god, it looks like the "after" was designed with N64 graphics