Day Of The Ninja

Some of you stealthy readers may know that December 5th officially marks The Day Of The Ninja. And for those who did not know, we will have to slit your throats. Either that or join the mysterious ninja clan...

Official press release of Day Of The Ninja:
"The International Day of the Ninja is an ancient celebration of deadliness and sneakiness. It is the only day in which ninjas appear in plain sight and don't kill everyone that crosses their path. On Wednesday, December 5th, people of all skill levels are encouraged to dress as ninjas, engage in ninja-related activities, and tell people about their amazing and awesome ninja missions. Many have compared International Day of the Ninja to International Talk Like a Pirate Day. There is no comparison. Pirates are silly, drunken fops compared to the incredible and masterful Ninjas."

If you happen to be in Los Angeles Join Ask a Ninja, Patton Oswalt, and the musical stylings of Hard n' Phirm this Dec. 5th. So don your tabi, grab your shurikens, and suit up of for a day of stealth, speed, and cunning, you're going to need it.