German Gay Sex Cannibal Killer Goes Veggie

Fava beans and chianti, please--hold the liver.

Armin Meiwes, the German man famous for consensually mutilating, murdering, butchering, cooking and eating a man he met online (and videotaping it), announces that has given up the consumption of all flesh, human or otherwise. According to England's Daily Mail, Meiwes was elected leader of the Green Party club in the prison where he is incarcerated, and now he has decided to eschew the eating of meat for environmental reasons.

Unsurprisingly, the Green Party of Germany is reluctant to embrace Meiwes and does not consider his leadership official.

Can a man-eating leopard change his spots? Personally, I believe Meiwes when he says he's reformed. But if you notice a Craigslist ad seeking "well-built young cattle to be slaughtered and then consumed," you'll know who's fallen off the wagon.