Jenkem: The Fun New Way To Get High With Raw Sewage
Nothing says "America" quite like a television news reporter hyping the horror of a new threat to our nation's young people, even especially if that threat is almost certainly imaginary. The gleam in this newscougar's eye as she warns of a new way that area teens are getting stoned is pure bliss - she can almost taste the hyperbole, just watch as her pupils dilate when she reaches her soundbyte climax: "They're using raw sewage."
Kids, meet Jenkem, also known as "butthash." Your new habit consists of pouring raw human waste into a plastic bottle, placing a balloon over the nozzle, waiting patiently for psychedelic toxic gases to be produced as our urine and feces are slowly metabolized by various bacteria, and then inhaling the gases. Apparently the taste of human fecal matter lingers for several days...
...Whatever happened to good old glue?
This delightfully intoxicating hoax brought to you by Ectoplasmosis.
tiny dancer
Posted to WTF? on 9 November 2007
· Comments (8)
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Ha ha ha Butt Hash lol
I bet the news is going to love this one. After all, this may be the one inhalant that the government can't ban or control. Awesome.
I sincerely hope that we never have to use those "other stuff like like this" tags again.
Well, ectoplasmosis is probably worth a repeat now and then.
For the love of God...is this serious? I just had to gag when I saw the bottle with the balloon over it and imagining someone inhaling that.
Ooops I guess this is what I get for not reading the whole article especially the bit at the very end which says it's a hoax, still nasty though, but for a few minutes I was completely horrified at the though of people doing this. :-p
But you know the guy that wrote it up has won if he can get even one kid to try it out!
lol this shit was funny, no pun intended. LOL Butthash u could see it in peoples faces like wtf are wrong with people although it is all a hoax
i think i just threw up a little in my mouth