Let Chewbacca Be Your Beast Of Burden

Furries, fans of pocket bears, or just anyone who's always wanted to strap a hairy little man to your body, check out Think Geek's Chewbacca backpack.

His arms wrap around you to let you know he's secure - even his legs will secure around your abdomen, for some extra cuddly fun. Who needs real friends when you have a Chewie on your back? ... [T]here can be no bigger thrill than asking someone if they want to pet your Wookiee. Trust us - it'll get you smiles every time.

Smiles and pepper spray in your eyes. Who needs real friends, indeed. But that's just the cynical (or sane) part of my brain talking, feel free to pick one up and use it to carry around all your C-3PO parts.

If you're less Han and more Luke, the bag is also available in a Yoda version, which looks eerily like Wallace Shawn or Mickey Rooney. I'm sure that someone's been dreaming about that three-way for years.

Chewbacca Plush Backpack [Think Geek]
[Thanks, Tom!]