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Penis Enlargement Goes Medieval

There’s not safe for work…and then there’s downright NOT SAFE.

If you’re looking to appease thousands of languishing e-mail spammers and “increase your manhood,” the FastSize Extender is one of the many, many ways that that’s not going to happen. Doubtlessly, this thing is as ineffective as it is sinister-looking. I would not put my junk in this torture device even if it wouldn’t cost me three hundred dollars to do so. As a general rule, I'd prefer a penis enlargement technique that didn't espouse the power of...*shudder*...traction.

For more information, watch FastSize’s heterotastic, decidedly NSFW horrifying promotional video.