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Brawndo's Got What Plants Crave

Did you see Idiocracy? Spoilers ahead if you didn't. Remember that sports drink, Brawndo, that everybody drank, and which made water obsolete, and which we eventually found out was the cause of the famine which almost wiped out the human race?

Hey guess what it exists now.

In an ingenious ad campaign directly inspired by viral video sensation "Powerthirst," the creators of Brawndo announce that not only will the dubious Thirst Mutilator be available in stores this Saturday, it will also allow you to "win at exercise."