Hello Kitty Hella Butch

Boys, your wait is over. You know you've been jealous for years of all those Hello Kitty clothes and accessories created for girls to enjoy; at long last they've been redesigned with the male in mind.

AP has the story here—apparently a Harajuku test-run of Hello Kitty for boys was so successful that they've decided to take it to a Sanrio Surprise near you. Well, they have my full support; the products pictured look mighty sharp (I would, as the kids say, totally rock that), and you know I'm all about breakin' down gender barriers. Plus I hope you don't need me to point out that a boys' Hello Kitty t-shirt or watch would be an awesome fashion statement for all you "girls who like girls who like stuff."

But wait! What's that you ask? Why can't Kitty-loving hombres just use products designed for women? Dude! What are you, gay or something?