Pope My Ride

Autoblog has some awesome hi-res pix of the new Popemobile, which can only be described as:
Gay.
No, I don't mean gay as in "lame," I mean gay as in, "Really? A white topless luxury SUV? Shouldn't Ken be driving that Barbiemobile?" Because, seriously, homeboy looks like he and the boys are off for a day of sun 'n' sand on Fire Island. Between this and those designer accessories, His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI better watch out, or people might mistake the Holy Father for a sista. That's right, I went there!
Thanks to loyal reader Greg for the tip; apologies for cropping the photo so asymmetrically—I just wanted to make sure that hottie on the far left got into the frame. Rowr.
[via: style.com]






I really hope that LUXURY SUV was donated...for some reason, a religious figure in red prada shoes an expensive car makes me a little uneasy. Shouldn't they be using that money to HELP people? But, who am I to judge.
The Pope in an SUV. That's brilliant. :D
..wait, that's not a photoshop?