Quick Question
Hey, look, Shia, I know you're a big movie star and all, and me—well, me, I'm nobody, really—but do you think you and I could ever, y'know, grab a cup of coffee, or maybe just hang out 'n' watch a video? Y'know, just two dudes, hangin' out?
Hmmm, I'll, ah, take that as a no, then.
(Sorry, had to do that. Video edited by Spencer Sloan and ganked from his blog.)





