Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle

I hope the regular PopSuckers don't mind me overstepping past my usual Retrophilia post, but I simply had to share this insanity with you all. Apparently, there's this contest called Super Groom 2007 that was held in Las Vegas (where else, right?) where dog owners went far beyond the usual dog show madness and wretchedly cute little outfits to actually sculpt the dogs into something resembling art.
Well, this isn't art, but it's the most impressive entry I saw. Of course, after my initial reaction of "Wow, that's impressive," I immediately segue into "Oh, that poor, poor animal." Like poodles didn't already look ridiculous enough!






That dog... wants... to die. XD I feel so sorry for my froofy little friend there. He has been badly misused.
OMG animal mistreatment, poodles are uggos anyway. like bichonfrise dont tell my bf though.
My initial reaction:
*gasp* "Oh God!"
My secondary reaction:
B*tch, what the hell are you thinking? You're sculpting a living being (that is unable to give reliable consent) into a frightful freakshow. What is your malfunction?
My tertiary reaction:
What kind of "artful" sculpting could a vigilante-hearted citizen inflict upon Ms. Sculptor? *engage in vindictive fantasy*
i thought it was funny...lol
re: "...poodles are uggos anyway. like bichonfrise..."
BURN! YOU GO GIRL!!