Nudist Air Travel [Insert Snakes On A Plane Joke Here]

Fly the a-little-too-friendly skies! Nudist passengers, weary of being fettered by the chains of fashion while they fly to nude destinations, have inspired travel agency OssiUrlaub.de to begin an all-new, all-nude day trip to a Baltic resort town. The package, heh heh, will cost around $735, due to the small size of the plane. But don't worry, it's not the size of the plane that matters, it's what you do with it.

And what will they do with it? Perhaps the logistics of joining the mile-high club have become radically simpler!

"I don't want people to get the wrong idea. It's not that we're starting a swinger club in mid-air or something like that," said managing director Ulrich Hess, who is apparently intent on removing all the fun of being naked on a plane.

Personally, I'm not sure they thought this through. Isn't the plane always a little chilly? Are those little tiny blankets really going to keep everybody warm enough? While this idea is likely to do well initially, I expect that OssiUrlaub.de will see a rapid shrinkage in their clientele.

Fly naked on nudist holiday flight [Reuters]