Man Microwaves Manos

I wonder if it smelled like tasty meat being cooked to perfection. I wonder if he set it for popcorn or beverage. Did the rotating tray evenly distribute the microwave heat to seal in the juices?

At any rate, this guy is definitely thinking on a different wavelength to say the least. I consider this worse than the time when i was 5 and accidently put a metal pot in the microwave. Yup, totally worse.

His story was he had the mark of the beast on his hand, so naturally he HAD to cut it off. The microwaving bit was done for good measure I'm assuming. Because nothing kills evil like microwaves.

Mmmm... tasty evil...

[Via: Neatorama]