Marilyn Dolorosa

Well, it seems to me she lived her life like a...
Sorry.
Not terribly religious? Not too into Jesus and Mary and all that? Maybe you'd be more interested in offering up your devotion to the canon of Chanel: here are a few novena candles emblazoned not with the images of boring ol' Christian saints, but with the likes of Marilyn Monroe, Jackie Onassis, Coco Chanel, and Karl Lagerfeld. Burn one at that shrine next to your wardrobe, or at the site of a roadside crime against fashion.
Marilyn suffered for you, y'know! She suffered for all of us. Show a little reverence.






Half my brain wonders how many days until Catholics complain, the other half wonders where is the Princess Di candle? Lupe Velez?
Isn't this kind of begging for a Madonna candle?
;-)