Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch

My vaginaphobic friend Jared passed this beauty along to me: for sale on Craigslist, made of what looks like several kinds of pink satin or jersey or, y'know...whatever you make giant vaginas out of. Used bits of the Hairspray set? Beats me.

But for merely $600, this man-eating loveseat with the infected-clitoris throw pillow can be yours.

For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture.

Luxuriate in its rippling inner lips, or sprawl against the puffy comfort of the labia majora. Dive into your secret garden with the Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch!