Wow. The blindingly-stonewashed denim on display is enough to scar you for life, but then the whole thing is made even more horrific as you notice the rhinestones embedded throughout everything. Was the Bedazzler just invented or something? The whole image is so distracting that you don't even notice what they're advertising until your eyes have adjusted to the heinous clothing after a few moments.

Yeah, it's the Playgirl Club. Presumably, since Hef's Playboy Clubs were such a hit, they decided to make the same thing for the ladies to enjoy. I really hope that if you went there, the guys would be walking around in little briefs with bunny tails or something, and not these denim monstrosities.

Of course, it would appear that your options would be being molested, dancing awkwardly, or standing around looking disinterested. Doesn't look like too much "entertainment" or "excitement" to me. Maybe if they'd shown us some of the floor shows or shots of the gogo room... I mean, I love a good gogo as much as anyone. Although I have to admit the "playroom" is what intrigues me the most. I'd like to see the pictures from there...

And hey, it's conveniently located 1 1/2 miles south of Disneyland! Drop the kids and dad off at the park and head south for some raunchy fun of your own, mom!