They Won The War With Concealer: Blu Ray Cosmetics

HD DVD fanboy drag queens are chewing glass right now, as their Blu-ray counterparts have just gotten a format-specific line of makeup. That's right: Cargo Cosmetics has launched a line of maquillage marketed toward filming and photography of the high-definition variety.

In case you don't read What's Bugging Spoiled Starlets: Weekly Edition, HD has caused some serious problems for women in the industry - even young women may seem crow's footy and "textured" on high-def, partly because we're used to seeing them with fewer pixels and partly because our brains have been trained to revile anything but idealized female beauty.

Ever wonder why Oprah's not high-def yet? Black may not crack, but it don't do 1080i too well, either.

I'm sure the Blu_ray line can be applied to faces being readied to perform on HD DVD material as well, but as they say at the Blu-ray parties: do they still make those things?

Cargo blu_ray Makeup- 02.09.08 [notcot]
[via Crave]