Barbie Is Unamused By Lesbian Photos

A Brazilian art exhibit that places Barbies in flagrante delicto with other (female) dolls has provoked a lawsuit threat from Mattel, and apparently some stern disapproval from Barbie herself.
A company spokesman said: "Barbie is a very proper lady and she is not happy about being portraited as something that she isn't."We are going to sue and we hope that this teaches people a lesson. Also, Barbie is 46 years old, she should be respected."
You hear that? Barbie is not happy. Do not mess with Barbie. Barbie is a proper lady. Respect the Barbie.
Lesbian Barbie upsets Mattel [PinkNews]






Something about not being happy about being portrayed as something she isn't and being 46 years seem to clash to me.
Or have Mattel released a Menopausal Barbie in recent years?
I know some VERY proper lesbians...every time they fart, they say "excuse me"...
Next pictures will no doubt be of the jobs she had done to still look 24 even though she's 46. Proper.