Dubious Website "Pushes Internets"

ComplaintRemover purports to eliminate "negative links" to your website from search engines through the use of shady legal action. A conversation between customer service representative Kelly and the Consumerist reveals the exact level of shadiness that we're dealing with.

CLIENT: Does your company work on all of the internets?

Kelly: yes

Kelly: we remove negative links from all erch engines like

Kelly: google or aol, or yahoo

CLIENT: How does that work? How are you able to get another company to get rid of something that's part of their business?

Kelly: we push the negative links back in serch engines

Kelly: so nobody will see that ones

CLIENT: So you like make new internets and push the bad internets down

Kelly: yes

Read on as Ben Popken attempts to purge the web of LOLcats.

Complaint Remover Gets Rid Of "Negative Links," Including LOLCats [The Consumerist]