In Space, No One Can Hear You Crunch

ScienceDaily reports that Doritos brand disgusting snack chips will be broadcasting the first-ever commercial aimed at extraterrestrials on stardate June 12, 2008. The makers of Doritos, not so much a foodstuff as a glutamate delivery system, have enlisted the British people--the fattest people in Europe (but not as fat as Americans! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!)--to help them promote the best of life on Earth. Including, I assume, savory junk foods.

Hundreds of light years away! This Doritos commercial will actually outlive us all, perhaps luring stoned, carb-craving aliens to this planet centuries after you and I have turned to dust. That's just as well. I'm not sure I'd want to meet them.

[via: News of the Weird]
[image: Mojizu]