Poor Saps Compete For Paris's Undying Kinship
In what I'm pretty sure is a portent of the coming end times, insipid heiress Paris Hilton will be starring in a new reality game show tentatively titled Paris Hilton's My New BFF.
Take a wild guess which network's it's gonna be on.
Undoubtedly, the wearily predictable MTV show will feature an assortment of shallow girls and bitchy gays competing for the chance to gain Paris's friendship, which I guess is a precious, finite commodity in certain circles.
Flash-forward six months to Paris Hilton's My New New BFF, after Paris inevitably dumps season one's contestant for not being as good a friend as their obstacle course performance led her to believe.
You Can Be Paris Hilton's 'New BFF' [Zap2It]
Will O'Wisp
Posted to TV on 18 March 2008
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Our very own motaku is trying to do this lets all vote for him yay!!
Humanity has just dropped another notch on the evolutionary scale because of this show.
/b/ will make it alright, have faith.