Wrestler To Star In Cinematic Root Canal

Wrestler-turned-actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will be starring in an upcoming film where he plays a man forced to take over for the Tooth Fairy. So, basically Toothless...with The Rock.
In other news, God hates me.
This Santa Clause variant, aptly directed by Michael Lembeck of Santa Clause 2 and 3, is expected to begin shooting in August. Johnson is also slated to appear in Disney's upcoming Witch Mountain remake.
Did I mention God hates me? I think Satan hates me as well.
Dwayne Johnson to play 'Tooth Fairy' [Variety]





