Screech Exploits Sex Tape Fame To Shill Margarine
What exactly were the makers of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter thinking when they made this creepy viral video campaign?
Yeah, okay, we're all painfully aware of Paris Hilton's primary claim to fame, and without it, she probably would never have scored an appearance in this steamy Carl's Jr. ad. But did you notice that at no point during that commercial did Paris look into the camera and say "Hey guys, remember that time when I made that sex tape? BUY HAMBURGERS."
I'll thank margarine conglomerates to politely refrain from putting Dustin Diamond and sex in the same part of my brain ever again, thank you very much.






Poor Dustin! I mean, it's pretty much par for the course that a popular child star gets pigeonholed and only known for one thing. Rarely do they make the transition into adult star--it's sad, but that's how Hollywood works nowadays.
On the other hand, have some dignity, man! Fade into obscurity. I'd rather be remembered as "that guy who played Screech" than "that guy who played Screech, couldn't accept it 10 years later, and tried everything to break that image."
I'll torch the earth and watch it burn before I even consider buying I Can't It's Not Butter.