Somebody Find Some Kryptonite; Hayden Christensen Must Be Stopped
The insidious human virus Hayden Christensen may end up ruining yet another movie. According to a not entirely reliable-sounding source, the unfortunate Neuromancer star may be playing the Man of Steel in the upcoming Justice League movie, which has the unexpectedly cool-sounding name Justice League Mortal.
To date, I've only truly enjoyed Christensen in one starring role, and I attribute that to him pretty much being unconscious the whole time.
Is Hayden Christensen the New Superman? [Cinematical]
Will O'Wisp
Posted to Movies on 31 March 2008
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I've not seen Awake yet myself, but wasn't the whole point of the movie that he *was* conscious the whole time but just not able to speak or move?
Well, yeah, sort of. But speaking and moving are basically his problem areas anyway.
Why!? WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP CASTING HIM!? It's like how Kevin Costner keeps getting money, even after "Waterworld" and "The Postman"!
I'm grateful for HBO, Showtime and the other movie channels. That way I can TiVo one of his movies. See that it really lame, and delete it after the first few minutes.
As cool as Jumper looked, he is the reason I'm waiting for the movie to show up on cable. I won't even add it to my Netflix queue when it comes out on DVD, because I don't want to take the time to wait for a better movie to show up in the mail.
Ok.. please for the love of all that is holy tell me this is a late april fools entry:P Him... Superman....
I remember seeing him when I went to the SpikeTv Video Game awards last year. He's so skinny he'd have to put on about an extra 100 pounds or so to even fit into one leg of Supermans tights that guy is so skinny:P