Yes, that's right. You could drink diet soda. Sugar Free Dr Pepper, to be exact. What I love is that this model is clearly not that big, and is just pooching out her stomach for the shot.

It's an interesting ad campaign to try, telling people that yes, diet sodas taste awful, but when you see how fat you are, you won't mind the nasty flavor of that artificial sweetener. Because even though the text claims that "some people drink Sugar Free Dr Pepper just because they like it," I'm not really sure that's true. Diet sodas are pretty gross. There's no way it doesn't leave "an unpleasant aftertaste."

At least at the end there, it recommends that you also watch what you eat. Because you know that some people are stupid enough to think that drinking gallons of diet soda will help them lose weight. Still, Even though it's 1973, you'd think she could find herself a more flattering bathing suit. Plaid? Really?