That's right. "Instant Shampoo." Really. You "spray it on, fluff your hair, wait a few minutes, then brush." They say the white powder will brush out completely, but I have my doubts. I suspect you'll miss some spots and look like you have bad dandruff. How can that possibly make your hair feel clean? I might give you "fresh-smelling," but clean? No way.

But for only $1.00, they'll send you a "Go-Kit" which is a sample of Psssssst and a brush so you can see for yourself "how much shampooing time it can save you." Really? I had no idea that shampooing my hair was taking so much valuable time out of my day. Just think of what else I could've been doing for that whole minute! Seriously, if you're already in the shower, how hard can it be to rub some shampoo on your head? Are we to believe that these kids aren't actually bathing every day? They spray some powder in their hair and some deodorant on their pits and call it a day? Ew.

I also enjoy that they've encompassed pretty much all the generic teenage stereotypes in this group shot. Well, minus the black people. I don't think they were being racist, I'm just speculating that their product didn't work on that specific hair type. But look, down in front, you've got your tomboy/lesbian Rizzo type, the shaggy-haired vaguely hippie-ish-but-still-cute boy, flanked by generically pretty-but-non-threatening blond and brunette. And then the frizzy-haired carrot top librarian, or whatever in the center. There's always a geek, I guess. She just doesn't look like a teenager. And they've all got their bags packed for... something, I guess. Something where they can't stop to wash their hair — good thing they've got Psssssst!