Eat Some Dogs

Well, it's almost time for the annual Fourth of July hot dog eating contest at Coney Island. You know, the one that Japanese guy wins every year. Whatever. That event is just a convenient excuse for me to share this awesome postcard I found online. How wrong is this? It's like dog cannibalism! Well, maybe not exactly, since the other dog is just serving up his friend, not eating him. Still, it's kind of a horrifying image. Although honestly, believing that hot dogs are made out of real dogs is only slightly less nauseating than what they probably are made of!






It's saying that all hot dogs are made out of dog tails.
See how the second dog has a bandage on his tail-stump?
Soylent Dog is made of Poodle! It's made of POOOODLE!!!!
Soylent Dog is made of Poodle! It's made of POOOODLE!!!!