Retrophilia: Sexy Army

retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
I know the Fourth of July is already over, but I figured I'd keep the patriotic spirit going a little bit longer with this sexy and patriotic little ad for Cannon towels that I found on the interwebs. I wouldn't exactly say that it's NSFW, but it's not exactly completely SFW either. And if that's not enough to get you to make the jump, I don't know what is!

Oh my! Isn't this a little sexy for the '40s? At least, that's when I assume this ad is from. The whole "Buy US War Bonds" is the giveaway. But why are the GI's are having to bathe in the jungles and put up nets in the water so they don't get eaten by crocodiles while lathering up? The government can't afford showers? Of course, if I thought this is what the Army was actually like, then I'd enlist tomorrow!
I love that this is an ad targeted towards the housewives, gently reminding them that since they're sending lots of towels overseas to the soldiers, they won't find as much variety in their local stores. But at the same time, they're offering these housewives this titillating image of naked American GIs frolicking in the altogether! Scandalous! (Especially since the ad just reeks of homoeroticism!)
I know there's helpful housewife tips at the bottom on how to make your towels last longer and stay durable, but honestly, I can't take my eyes off the skin!






I like how the one guy is wearing nothing but a helmet...kinky!
Wha-? They show next to full on male nudity.. and ass crack? Hmm... wasn't this in the time where, to keep it more child toned, they took cleavage away from all the women in comic books? But they certainly love a slice of beef cake.