Ali Lohan Tries Out For Troll Remake

A choice episode of Living Lohan aired recently, and the thing that shocks me isn't that Lindsay Lohan's sister auditioned for a remake of Troll that turned out to be produced by a guy mainly known for making porn...it's that they are making a remake of Troll.
The 1986 movie Troll has an interesting history. The main character (played by Atreyu from the first Neverending Story) is a young boy named Harry Potter Jr. who fights to protect his friends and family from an evil inhuman wizard. Sound slightly familiar? What if I threw in Sonny Bono transforming into a forest and a pretty much naked Julia Louis-Dreyfuss? Sound slightly less familiar?
The bizarre film also inspired Troll 2, considered by some to be the best worst movie ever created, despite not containing any actual trolls.






Hopefully she'll be playing the horrible girl who gets possessed by a troll and acts in a spoiled, repulsive fashion? I'd say seeing the original is almost worth it, just to see Julia Louis-Dreyfus get transformed into a wood nymph.
Also: As bad bad as Troll 2 was, there's a second sequel, Troll 3, which, of course, is about carnivorous plants.
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