Does Catwoman Believe In Life After Love?

Pardon my nonpresence as of late...I come bearing a apologetic gift in the form of a rumor (albeit an unlikely one) related to Christopher Nolan's inevitable follow-up to The Dark Knight.
Signs seem to point toward Catwoman playing a role in the next Batman film, and earlier reports suggested that Angelina Jolie would be the one wielding the whip. But a new rumor points in a very different direction...that of Cher.
Yeah, I know. This smells fishier than Selina Kyle's breakfast...not that the aging diva would necessarily be out of her element in a leather catsuit. And one thing's for sure, it would certainly be an innovative take on the character...
EDIT: Nope.
Cher 'to play Catwoman' in next Batman film [Telegraph]






Yick. And if she and Christian Bale Batman had an affair, wouldn't that make her less of a Catwoman and more of a cougar?
Forgive me!
Oh, honey...I don't know...the meat comes off the bone real easy at that age.
Maybe she could play Zatanna or something...a stage magician in her declining years...but probably not in this particular franchise.
AHHHHHHHHHHhHHH! just kill me now......