Huh. So are they saying that if you like the fisherman enough to give him a smooch on the cheek, you'll like his tuna fish, too? I don't know, but I do know this is a pretty gay ad for tuna fish. I mean, I know it's just an illustration, but the features are a little feminine, he's got a crazy tan going on, and the big hoop earring is a dead giveaway. And it's in his right ear, which as I was led to understand when I was growing up, is an indication of homosexuality. Which is why all the boys in high school who pierced their left ears weren't gay at all. At all.

So if you're looking for gay tuna, just look for the fisherman with the earring. Wonder if it tastes any different than straight tuna... Maybe it's a little pinker...