Retrophilia: Gaytop
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
Why just look at this chipper little fellow. Doesn't his plaid shirt make him look rugged? Yeah, I didn't think so, either. So I guess the only real question left is if the guy is a bottom or a top, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Oh come on — it's not as dirty as you think. Make the jump and see what I mean!
I know, right? Gaytop. Haw! And "a life of give and take?" Well, if its Gaytop, I suspect it's mostly give, right? And you've gotta love that "its gay, resilient surface is easy to clean, good to look at and quiet to work on." Nice to look at, won't scream too loudly, and cleans up afterwards in a jiff! Can't beat it!
Seriously, though, I can't believe this ad was ever real. I mean, come on — "made to take plenty of knocks?" They had to know what they were doing when they wrote this ad copy. So make your home Gaytop gay today!
Wootini
Posted to Hot Stuff, Retrophilia on 4 August 2008
· Comments (3)
Other stuff like this: ad, gaytop, retrophilia
Teehee, I love these. "Stick into position (There's plenty of time to make adjustments)."
In case of difficulty write to...
"Tough, thick, resilient, flexible, durable"
Are we sure they started off talking about their product, or a Gaytop?