Nineties Bjork Talks About Her TV
Hello, class, my name is Nineties Björk, and today I'll be teaching you about how science works. Please open your Danish textbooks and we'll begin.
Oddly enough, if anything, I think Nineties Björk is less weird than Present-Day Björk.






You sir, are a wonderful human being.
why danish textbooks?
...she's icelandic.
"You shouldn't let poets lie to you."
I am freaked out.
God dammit...I want to BE 90's Bjork!