Fast And Furious: This Time, There's No "The"
Do you like The Fast and the Furious, but hate definite articles? Have I got a sequel for you!
Fast and Furious takes place after 2 Fast 2 Furious, but BEFORE The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. Intricate mythology and stupid titles aside, the upcoming film will mark the reunion of Paul Walker and Vin Diesel's characters, whatever their names are. The trailer's over here, if you're interested. Which I'm not, if you hadn't already guessed.
So pardon me as I continue to ignore this franchise, at least until this movie gets made.






The whole "imagine The Fast and the Furious as a gay movie" doesn't work comically, since the movies are ridiculously gay as it is.
And cool cars! In the third, Lucas Black drives a 1965 (I think) Mustang.