I guess American Airlines got so fed up with their stewardesses being harassed and molested on those long flights that they felt the need to put out this ad where they declare "Think of her as your mother." In other words, "You wouldn't stick your hand up your mother's skirt or grab her ass, would you? Filthy perv!"

I mean, sure, they go on to say that their stewardesses aren't just trained to be beautiful (although the implication is that they clearly are anyway), but are trained to serve your every need. Well, every need that involves food, pillows, blankets and such. Don't get any ideas, buddy!

Still, there's always that coy Mona Lisa-esque smile on this woman's face that seems to indicate she doesn't always mind the attention...