Look, Up In The Sky... It's Spandexman!

I guess it's true, there really is a website out there for everyone. Are you interested in purchasing knock-off spandex superhero costumes like this Nightwing outfit here? Well, then check out Spandexman, where they've got this, Aquaman, Shazam (the gold lamé belt is a fabulous accessory) and a Fantastic Four costume. The model in the Fantastic Four costume has the most awkward pose, but I can't get over Nightwing's jazz hands.
There are other categories, like "fantasy unitards" and "second skin lycra," but I'm too afraid to browse around any more... be afraid!






Wow, I'm impressed, yau showed amazing restraint. You cold have mentioned the categories "active bottoms, or bodysuits". (Both of which are gayer than Paul Lynde.) But yau took the high road and went with "fantasy unitards" and "second skin lycra". Again, kudos to you.
Whoa, you thought those were bad... Don't tread through the "accessories" area unless you already have a safe word.
Wow... just... wow. I think someone needs to introduce these boys to "dance belts."
... or not... XD
This is where is got my Aquaman costume a couple years back. Spandexman does some awesome custom work!
"Fantasy unitards"...I think that's one of the names the jocks called us comic book geeks. :-(
"All available with the black leather base.
Customise with 16" butt to crotch zipper."
Did anyone notice the 16" butt to crotch zipper customization option?!!?!?!?
What purpose would there be for a zipper for your butt/crotch unless you were doing it in the costume?!
This makes Chris Claremonte's prostitutes dressed as psylocke and jean grey even creepier.
Oh god, I can't get the image of "Mr. Fantastic"s crotch bulge out of my head.....