Would you look at the size of that thing? Everything in the seventies was huge. Cars, shirt collars, ties, and even microwave ovens! See, now looking at one of those monstrosities, I can totally believe people might have been worried about radiation. It looks scary!

Can someone explain what a "Magitrol Defroster" is supposed to be? Magic... um, trolling? I got nothing. What the heck is the "trol" supposed to mean? Also, I doubt that any amount of "microwave energy" is going to make your frozen breakfast rolls taste like anything resembling freshly baked rolls. Have you ever microwaved any kind of bread product? You've got a window of about 30 seconds before that warm, soft, delicious roll turns into a brick you could use as a murder weapon.

And it's a good thing they come in all kinds of fashion colors so you can match your other appliances. Because that thing is gonna be huge. No popping it on top of the fridge or under the counter for this microwave! So it'd better look as nice as possible!

Before I go, I would like to draw special attention to the clothes worn by our family of the future here. I am totally digging the dad's red suit with pink shirt and tie, but I swear to God I had pants like that boy's, and I know for a fact my baby sister had that green dress! Ah, the seventies... so ugly!