Video: Grill Skills

Ah, the eighties. The pastels, the hair, the cheesy computer graphics... oh, and the music. Don't forget the music. Because as amusing as it is to watch Dave Thomas introduce this Wendy's training video talking about his "bidness," things get funnier when the bad actors attempt to portray a new kid on the job learning how to properly grill hamburgers. Then they get downright hilarious when the whole thing turns into a bad '80s rap music video. It's the most surreal thing you'll see... today, at least.

What's even more awesome is that this is just the first part. Make the jump to see the second half and find out the resolution to the heart-stopping cliffhanger. Will Bill learn to fry — I mean, grill unappetizing-looking square meat patties correctly? And make sure to stay tuned all the way to the end for the hilarious music video featuring actual shame-faced Wendy's employees (well, and that one girl who's far too pretty and made-up and is clearly a hired model because the actual people weren't attractive enough).

Oh, and let's just say I'm never eating Wendy's chili again...