I've always thought sardines were kind of nasty, so it's hilarious that they're trying to promote them as everybody's favorite food. Well, specifically hungry guys. "Husky, man-sized sandwiches" for Junior and the gang after the big game? Good thing you've got plenty of Maine Sardines in the pantry so they don't run amok and tear your kitchen apart in a blind rage looking for something to eat.

Plus, you can do so much else with them like make "appetizing, nourishing main dishes... casseroles, croquettes, omelets and loafs." Sardine loaf? Really? At least they're packed in "modern sanitary plants under rigid Government inspection." What, was there some kind of crackdown on those fly-by-night sardine packing plants that were making everyone sick?

I know some of you will probably argue that sardines are delicious and awesome and whatnot, but let me just say you're not going to change my mind. I do, however, wish I could still send away for that free recipe book. It says they're "interesting" and it has full-color illustrations! I can't even imagine!