Retrophilia: Recipe For Distaster
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
Okay, first things first — I totally had this haircut for most of my elementary school childhood.
But more importantly what is this li'l moppet chowing down on? It looks like a pile of mush, right? Maybe with some rice? Yeah, that's rice. But after the jump, you will find something that should never be done with rice. Ever.
I'm serious.
It's okay, I'll wait for you to swallow that bit of bile that rose up in your throat when you saw this full photo. Take your time.
I don't understand the point of this, aside from nauseating poor, innocent children. Is rice supposed to be cheaper than making your own actual pizza crust? It's certainly not going to be any healthier once you put hot dogs and cheese all over the top of it. That's right, hot dogs. On pizza. Hot dogs. What's crazy is that the hot dogs aren't even the most egregious part of this horror.
Oh, but if anyone actually tries to make this — the recipe is right there for you to try — please let me know just how gross it is!
Wootini
Posted to Hot Stuff, Retrophilia on 8 March 2010
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I almost kinda want to make this...
I have a vague memory of being fed french fries made out of rice when I was about kindergarten-ish age in the early 70's. Maybe making things out of rice was just a fad at the time?
I've had hot dogs on pizza before, i thought it was tasty! Don't know about rice crust, though.
My favourite pizza had kielbasa on it. ^_^