Retrophilia: So Pretty...

retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
Oh this moody, spooky little child... He looks so despondent. Whatever could be getting him so down? After all, it's supposed to be a party...

I love that they're basically persuading parents that their kids aren't pretty enough and need to have curly hair in order to fit in. And with Party Curl, you'll have the "prettiest curls at the party!" That poor boy seems to agree. He looks so tragically sad! The little boy in between them hiding in the dark looks really happy about stuffing some of that cake in his gullet, but the boy on the right just looks wistful. Is he jealous of the birthday cake... or the birthday girl's curls?
Also, why is "safety-tested" in quotes? That's a little worrisome!






"Safety-tested"? Well, it didn't explode when we kicked it...that's pretty safe.