I actually feel gayer after watching this. The lyrics are in the corner if you feel like singing along! (But why are they singing about dirty eyed girls?)
This video seems to have been around for quite some time, so I'm not sure how I never heard of it, but mucho thanks to my pals for introducing me to Traci. She's going to get her man Peter back from some skank by driving to the park to find him. Luckily, she's got her fabulous new "huur" that she dyed with Kool Aid to seduce him away. Oh, and her push-up bra. Traci's awesome. I'm pretty sure this is a joke, though. At least, I hope it is! Still funny, either way!
This isn't real, is it? I mean, somebody didn't actually spend money and time and effort to make some kind of a tween vampire musical with High School Musical cutie Lucas Grabeel, did they? Because that would be crazy. And it would probably be tremendously awful. So awful that it wouldn't even go direct to DVD because they couldn't afford to press the discs. No, it would go direct to digital, which is probably the direct to video of the new millennium.
Right? This is a joke, right? Or a parody? A satire? A nightmarish fever dream that was somehow captured and then posted to YouTube? Right? Right?
A Susan Boyle biopic has evidently been in the works for a while now, but you probably didn't anticipate who they'd consider for the lead role.
Actor Robin Williams says that he's been asked to play the Britain's Got Talent surprise sensation in a film adaptation, and joked that his stint as Mrs. Doubtfire gave him some of the experience he'd require for the role.
Could this actually work? Or would Susan be better played by a veteran character actor like Meryl Streep or Kathy Bates? You know, someone who's a girl?
I had to post this one. I'm sure a lot of you have noticed this commercial recently, in which cheerful factory workers sing as Dell laptops are magically assembled out of playdoh or something. However, what is going on with the first ten seconds of this commercial?
The very first thing we see, is a darkened factory with a single worker. Lights come on, and suddenly a second worker, RIGHT NEXT TO HIM, comes up from below camera, while strapping his overalls back on. A knowing nod is shared. Someone did a good job.
A friend of mine linked me to the site probablybadnews.com, and I had to stop reading it because I was actually crying from laughing so hard. Check it out and see just how many ways the news can fail. And fail big.
Ah, the eighties. The pastels, the hair, the cheesy computer graphics... oh, and the music. Don't forget the music. Because as amusing as it is to watch Dave Thomas introduce this Wendy's training video talking about his "bidness," things get funnier when the bad actors attempt to portray a new kid on the job learning how to properly grill hamburgers. Then they get downright hilarious when the whole thing turns into a bad '80s rap music video. It's the most surreal thing you'll see... today, at least.
What's even more awesome is that this is just the first part. Make the jump to see the second half and find out the resolution to the heart-stopping cliffhanger. Will Bill learn to fry — I mean, grill unappetizing-looking square meat patties correctly? And make sure to stay tuned all the way to the end for the hilarious music video featuring actual shame-faced Wendy's employees (well, and that one girl who's far too pretty and made-up and is clearly a hired model because the actual people weren't attractive enough).
Oh, and let's just say I'm never eating Wendy's chili again...
You know those cheesy industrial training videos? And you know those cheesy '80s horror movies with awful special effects? Well, what would happen if the two of them fell in love and had a baby? This. This is what would happen. You would get "Will You Be Here Tomorrow," probably one of the most awesome training videos I have ever seen in my life.
